1. Oh, by trailer, I meant TRANSFORMER, my b.
2. Does your house have a nicer version of the Walgreens doors??? NO. MINE’S GLASS AND SWINGS TO THE LEFT.
3. Does your house have a gold AND silver sink? NO. MINE’S SILVER AND RUSTY-COLORED!! WHAT THE HELL??
4. Does your house have a very bright makeup mirror with a TV on it??? TRY NOT. I DO MY MAKEUP ON THE CARPET WITH A HAND MIRROR!!!
5. Does your house have a couch with three pillows??? ABSOLUTELY NOT. MY COUCH ONLY HAS TWO PILLOWS AND THEY HAVE FEATHERS STICKING OUT!
6. Does your house have a table from the Holiday Inn??!! OF COURSE NOT. OUR TABLE IS FROM IKEA!
7. Is your living room narrow and long???!! NEVER. IT’S SQUARE, PEOPLE. WTF.
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