When Should We All Start Worrying About The Sharktato?

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THE SHARKTATO IS COMING! WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?! BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (BF_STATIC.bf_test_mode) localStorage.setItem(‘posted_date’, 1407822951); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { document.getElementById(“update_posted_time_3415378”).innerHTML = “posted on ” + UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(1407822951); });

1. Yesterday, Sharktato was uncovered. The spud / marine hybrid was seen by many to be the dawning of a new age.

Yesterday, Sharktato was uncovered. The spud / marine hybrid was seen by many to be the dawning of a new age.

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An age free of spud / shark prejudice. One where potatoes and the great creatures of the ocean could coexist. Be one, be together. With us. This was the beginning of something great, something…pure…

2. OR SO WE THOUGHT.

3. Some light digging has revealed the Sharktato has been meandering in the depths of civilization for quite some time.

Rachel Kegley @rachelkegley

Just in case you were wondering what a shark and potato would look like when combined #sharktato

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10. The Sharktato hybrid has even spread in the other direction, with Sweet Sharktato sightings beginning to increase in the Southern Hemisphere.

Tiffani @PrincessaMalik_

@NiallOfficial @MrsDeniseH I'd just like to point out tht my dad made a shark potato #sharktato Proud to be Irish;)x

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14. A father here, a daughter there. When will humanity realise the power they hold? When will they stop dangerously pressing their sick desires and wrong beliefs onto culture they JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND?

15. The true origins of the Sharktato are clear.

16. MOTHER.

17. FUCKING.

18. CANADA!

19. This photo has emerged of a no doubt SECRET potato research centre in Canada.

This photo has emerged of a no doubt SECRET potato research centre in Canada.

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20. This seems like only a small thing to be concerned about at first…

Why are we researching potatoes? What good do we expect from this? How do we hope to deal with this in the future?

21. At first, the Potato Research Centre seems calm and idyllic.

At first, the Potato Research Centre seems calm and idyllic.

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22. But, when you turn on the terrain mode…

But, when you turn on the terrain mode...

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DO YOU SEE?!?!? DO YOU SEE??!!?

23. THREE BABY SHARKTATO. CLEAR AS CLEAR CAN BE.

24. When will we learn?!!!!! When will we stop!?

25. You have been warned, humanity. Ignore this at your own peril.

You have been warned, humanity. Ignore this at your own peril.

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Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/bradesposito/sharktatotruther

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