What It’s Like To Go Through A Chess Phase
1. You discover chess. It seems awesome, but you have no idea how it works.
WTF is this wizardry how do I do the thing?
2. You learn the basics pretty quickly and start looking into strategies and tactics.
4. You beat your friends at a few games. Clearly, you are the Chess Master.
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5. Now you’re hooked.
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6. You learn some gonzo moves like Fool’s Mate and think you’re a total badass.
This is basically what the pieces do.
9. Still, you think you’re really, really good.
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10. Your unstudied friends don’t stand a chance against you.
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11. Then you see what chess notation looks like.
12. You realize there’s a whole new level to this, and you’re just scratching the surface.
“I have no idea what I’m doing.”
13. You play some actual chess players and get completely destroyed.
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The horror. All those pawns. They were so young.
14. So you head back down the rabbit hole, studying classic matches, getting a chess coaching app, favoriting YouTube tutorial after YouTube tutorial — anything to get back that feeling of intellectual glory.
Bobby Fischer, you make it look so easy.
15. It helps you realize that there are a lot of people who take this WAY more seriously than you.
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16. And they always will.
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18. Playing on a rainy afternoon with a friend is still super fun.
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19. Sure, kids like this will always be able to whoop you, but it’s cool.
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20. ‘Cause chess isn’t just for baby geniuses, it’s for everybody.
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