Top 10 Unconventional Hollywood Hotties
These actors might not be on the short list to star in a Magic Mike sequel, but they can still star in our dreams and in our hearts.
10. Bill Skarsgard (Roman Godfrey, Hemlock Grove)
Bill Skarsgard is the Skarsgard brother that isn’t on True Blood and he’s the star of the Netflix original that isn’t House Of Cards or Orange Is The New Black. Also, he’s really, really, really hot.
9. Matt Smith (The Doctor, Doctor Who)
Matt Smith is cute as HECK. It’s ridiculous. Look at that face. Also, he’s hilarious. Like, really, really funny. And a great actor. I’m not gonna say he’s the best Doctor, but he’s my favorite Doctor.
8. Alexander Gould (Shane Botwin, Weeds)
He hasn’t been in much of anything since Weeds ended, though he did spend ten months in Israel teaching English to elementary school children. Nothing is cuter than a guy who’s good with kids.
7. Freddie Highmore (Norman Bates, Bates Motel)
The fact that Highmore plays a future serial killer that graces our screens on a week to week basis doesn’t dampen his cuteness. With his chocolate brown eyes, distinctive eyebrows, and gorgeous smile, we wouldn’t mind a shirtless scene or two. After all, maybe the Bates Motel could get a pool?
6. Jesse Eisenberg (Mark Zuckerberg, The Social Network)
Let me be frank: a large part of my attraction to Jesse Eisenberg revolves around the fact that he looks like a giant douche. He is not a douche. He seems like a lovely person. But my inner masochist like, really likes the fact that he has an extremely slappable face. Just me.
5. Danny Pudi (Abed Nadir, Community)
Danny Pudi is, undoubtedly, one of the most talented actors in Hollywood today. It’s a shame that he gets so little credit for his portrayal of one of the most unusual characters in television history. Also, he’s cute as a button! Like, for real though.
4. Miles Heizer (Drew Holt, Parenthood)
In the wise words of his on-screen sister and in-real-life bestie/roommate Mae Whitman, Miles Heizer is “a fucking dreamboat”. He’s so cute you could just die. As opposed to some of the other guys on this list, he looks like the guy you would take home to mom. So cute.Also, can I take a moment to vouch for Parenthood? It’s the best show and like, no one I know watches it, so if you could watch it, that’d be great.
3. Lee Pace (Ned, Pushing Daisies)
Lee Pace is, somehow, both heartbreakingly adorable and devilishly handsome. It’s really odd. And amazing.
2. Jeremy Allen White (Lip Gallagher, Shameless)
Jeremy Allen White plays bad boy/quasi-genius Lip Gallagher is the under-appreciated Showtime dramedy Shameless. He has the face of a boy you wouldn’t bring home to mom (which is weird, because he seems really nice in real life) and is one of the few people in the known universe that looks sexier while smoking a cigarette than while not.
1. Evan Peters (Tate Langdon, Kit Walker, Kyle Spencer, American Horror Story)
Evan Peters is cute as hell. That is all.