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Ok, you’re having a terrible day – it happens – let’s turn to the unstoppable power of the Internet. Buckle up. BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (BF_STATIC.bf_test_mode) localStorage.setItem(‘posted_date’, 1409490858); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { document.getElementById(“update_posted_time_3433503”).innerHTML = “posted on ” + UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(1409490858); });

1. Right, here’s a cat cuddling a teddy.

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2. Here’s a rich man (reminder: unmute all Vines).

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3. Alright then. Let’s try a really strong tweet.

chuuch @ch000ch

hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it

BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (BF_STATIC.bf_test_mode) localStorage.setItem(‘tweet_posted_date’, ‘Sat Oct 19 17:08:54 +0000 2013’); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (BF_STATIC.bf_test_mode) localStorage.setItem(‘utc_posted_date’, ‘Sat Oct 19 17:08:54 +0000 2013’); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (bfjs.isMobile() || !isIE8()) document.getElementById(“update_tweet_posted_time_3714469”).setAttribute(‘title’, ‘Time posted: ‘ + UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(‘Sat Oct 19 17:08:54 +0000 2013’, ‘UTC’) ); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { document.getElementById(“update_tweet_posted_time_3714469”).innerHTML = UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(‘Sat Oct 19 17:08:54 +0000 2013’, ‘tweet’); });

4. Here’s a llama that only wants to talk money.

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5. Still nothing? How about some surprise derp?

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6. What about an extremely pumped child?

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7. Or we could try some old fashioned fail.

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8. Here’s another very good tweet.

David Hughes @david8hughes

[sees girl reading The Catcher in the Rye]”Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] catches all that frickin rye.”

BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (BF_STATIC.bf_test_mode) localStorage.setItem(‘tweet_posted_date’, ‘Sun Jun 01 15:41:47 +0000 2014’); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (BF_STATIC.bf_test_mode) localStorage.setItem(‘utc_posted_date’, ‘Sun Jun 01 15:41:47 +0000 2014’); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (bfjs.isMobile() || !isIE8()) document.getElementById(“update_tweet_posted_time_3714523”).setAttribute(‘title’, ‘Time posted: ‘ + UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(‘Sun Jun 01 15:41:47 +0000 2014’, ‘UTC’) ); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { document.getElementById(“update_tweet_posted_time_3714523”).innerHTML = UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(‘Sun Jun 01 15:41:47 +0000 2014’, ‘tweet’); });

9. And here’s a cat having a quiet word with her dog.

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10. Ok then, let’s meet Nora.

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11. How about a dog humiliating its owner?

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12. Maybe we need some classics. Here’s one of the greatest pranks of all time.

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13. Here’s another really strong tweet.

Brian Gaar @briangaar

If a bear attacks you, play dead. Ok good, you're about to feel like this forever

BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (BF_STATIC.bf_test_mode) localStorage.setItem(‘tweet_posted_date’, ‘Fri Jun 14 20:16:27 +0000 2013’); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (BF_STATIC.bf_test_mode) localStorage.setItem(‘utc_posted_date’, ‘Fri Jun 14 20:16:27 +0000 2013’); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (bfjs.isMobile() || !isIE8()) document.getElementById(“update_tweet_posted_time_3714486”).setAttribute(‘title’, ‘Time posted: ‘ + UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(‘Fri Jun 14 20:16:27 +0000 2013’, ‘UTC’) ); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { document.getElementById(“update_tweet_posted_time_3714486”).innerHTML = UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(‘Fri Jun 14 20:16:27 +0000 2013’, ‘tweet’); });

14. And here’s a truly magnificent Vine of a red panda (which you absolutely need to unmute).

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15. Here’s some proof we live in an uncaring, unjust universe.

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16. Fine. Let’s step it up. Here’s further proof.

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17. Here’s another extremely strong tweet.

Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin

Welcome to Sarcastic ClubIm sooo happy to see you allAnyone know the 1st rule?”Be less sarcastic?”Ooo lets have this guy teach the class

BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (BF_STATIC.bf_test_mode) localStorage.setItem(‘tweet_posted_date’, ‘Thu Aug 29 20:19:08 +0000 2013’); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (BF_STATIC.bf_test_mode) localStorage.setItem(‘utc_posted_date’, ‘Thu Aug 29 20:19:08 +0000 2013’); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (bfjs.isMobile() || !isIE8()) document.getElementById(“update_tweet_posted_time_3714497”).setAttribute(‘title’, ‘Time posted: ‘ + UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(‘Thu Aug 29 20:19:08 +0000 2013’, ‘UTC’) ); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { document.getElementById(“update_tweet_posted_time_3714497”).innerHTML = UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(‘Thu Aug 29 20:19:08 +0000 2013’, ‘tweet’); });

18. Here’s what happens when you put the hours in to your dog’s training regime.

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19. And this is a quite splendid fail.

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20. Yeah, you’re cracking. Right, sprint to the finish. Here’s some life advice.

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21. Here’s a superb twerking fail.

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22. Here’s another A+ tweet.

Rob Fee @robfee

I wonder if Superman ever put glasses on Lois Lane's dog & she was like, “I've never seen this dog before. Is this a new dog?”

BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (BF_STATIC.bf_test_mode) localStorage.setItem(‘tweet_posted_date’, ‘Thu Mar 20 01:05:07 +0000 2014’); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (BF_STATIC.bf_test_mode) localStorage.setItem(‘utc_posted_date’, ‘Thu Mar 20 01:05:07 +0000 2014’); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (bfjs.isMobile() || !isIE8()) document.getElementById(“update_tweet_posted_time_3714519”).setAttribute(‘title’, ‘Time posted: ‘ + UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(‘Thu Mar 20 01:05:07 +0000 2014’, ‘UTC’) ); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { document.getElementById(“update_tweet_posted_time_3714519”).innerHTML = UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(‘Thu Mar 20 01:05:07 +0000 2014’, ‘tweet’); });

23. Here’s an important lesson in commitment.

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24. And let’s finish with dogs. If dogs don’t work, nothing will. Here’s the worst hunter ever.

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25. Dogs.

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26. There, that must’ve done it. Now just remember to…

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