The 10 Greatest Mass Effect Romances

1. Dishonorable Mention – Kaidan Alenko

Cons – Kaidan is boring, a killjoy and basically takes all the fun out of romance.

Pros – Popular consensus appears to agree that Kaidan has a nice ass.

Final result – I’m sorry Kaidan, but I will let you die every single time.

2. 10. Ashley Williams

Cons- Kinda sorta a racist, a bit clingy and prone to unpleasant outbursts.

Pros – Been there since the beginning, loyal and accepts you for who you are.

Final result – That girl you hooked up with on a school trip on the back of the bus only to learn she had a huge problem with you living in “the city.”

3. 9. Samara

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Pros- Tuned into her feelings, has a lot of experience and understands that Shepard has to be Shepard.

Cons- Who?

Final result – Samara is…um….

4. 8. Jacob Taylor

Pros – Stalwart, a pillar for Shepard to rely upon and a decently good guy.

Cons – CHEATER!!!!!!

Final Result- Jacob is your permanent backup and locked safely within the “friend” box though he wants something more.

5. 7. Miranda Lawson

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Pros – That spacesuit. That spacesuit. And….that spacesuit.

Cons – Definitely not a very nice person.

Final result – Miranda is that mean girl you secretly had a crush on even though she constantly belittled you.

6. 6. Kelly Chambers

Pros – Super adorable, helpful and is probably very nice to kittens.

Cons- A bit scarred over that whole “abducted by aliens” thing and she is nice to kittens.

Final Result- Kelly is your ex that you sometimes stalk on Facebook at 3AM.

7. 5. Jack

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Pros- Sweet tattoos, has a bit of an edge AND is into crazy make outs.

Cons- The whole “crazy” bit.

Final Result- Jack is the girl that you go backpacking in Thailand with and have an awesome time and then never think to call once you get home.

8. 4. Liara T’Soni

Pros- Liara is opens up Shepard’s mind to alien/human relationships, can make a fun light show happen when she is smooching you and is generally a nice lady.

Cons- Not to slutshame anyone but Liara has been around the block (or universe). It also doesn’t help that she turns to a life of pseudo-crime the first time you let her out of your sight.

Final Result – Liara is that girl you made out with at the bar once after to many Mai Tais.

9. 3. Thane Krios

Pros- VERY Sensitive, complex back story portray him as the last of a dying race and appears to be a good kisser.

Cons- Sickly.

Final Result- Thane is the boy you had a crush on at summer camp who died in a tragic swimming accident a day before you could confess your love to him.

10. 2. Tali’Zorah

Pros- OMG SO CUTE!!!


Final Result- If you find yourself with a person like Tali, then you are a very lucky person indeed.

11. 1. Garrus Vakarian

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Pros- Everything you could want in a soulmate with the bonus that he is really handy in an intergalactic war.

Cons- Stop playing so hard to get!

Final Result- Space Alien Cary Grant FTW!

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