Real Or Fake Cosmo Sex Tips?

  1. 1. “Pour Diet Coke into your vagina and tape Mentos to his penis for a real sexplosion.”


    1. Real


    2. Fake



    X

    Fortunately, this is not a real Cosmo tip. Nothing should be exploding down there. Unless that’s what you’re into.

  2. 2. “Chew a small piece of mango… then take him in your mouth. You can use whatever fruit you have, just don’t try anything too acidic, as it can burn him.”


    1. Real


    2. Fake



    X

    Can you look at a mango the same way again?

  3. 3. “Dip your breasts in edible body paint, and use them to ‘sponge paint’ his entire body. Then lick it off.”


    1. Real


    2. Fake



    X

    This just feels like it would take a long time. Sponge paint his entire body, Cosmo? Ain’t nobody got time for that.

  4. 4. “Put cinnamon on your bedsheets to spice up the bedroom.”


    1. Real


    2. Fake



    X

    This is what would happen if Cosmo took their whole “spice up the bedroom” thing literally.

  5. 5. “Mix one tablespoon of saliva (the kind deep in your throat works best – its viscosity makes it a good substitute for lube) with one tablespoon of water to stretch the spit.”
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    1. Real


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    X

    Nothing says sexy times like hawking a loogie.

  6. 6. “Order a pizza then immediately begin to have sex. If he doesn’t come before the pizza comes, he owes you a free pizza.”


    1. Real


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    X

    This is just an excellent rule. I have nothing else to say about this.

  7. 7. “Draw an attention-grabbing circle around your nipples using rhinestones and body glue for a special night in.”


    1. Real


    2. Fake



    X

    If you have to glue gun rhinestones on your nipples to get your partner to notice you, it might be time to have a conversation, not sex.

  8. 8. “Dab some peppermint oil on your neck and between your breasts. Studies found that the smell of mint has a revitalizing effect. Bonus: your boobs will smell extra fresh.”


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    X

    This is probz the origin of the “doublemint twins”.

  9. 9. Use “your electric toothbrush” or “your iPhone [when your vibrator is out of batteries].”


    1. Real


    2. Fake



    X

    Enjoy your vibrator but want something squarer? Do you get excited by the possibility of accidentally clit dialing your boss? Cosmo has the thing for you!

  10. 10. “Keep asking him if he’s almost done and act dissatisfied, it’s reverse psychology and will make him last longer.”


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    X

    Fortunately, Cosmo does not condone this type of psychological warfare in the bedroom.

  11. 11. “Give him a beer facial – the combination of the egg white and the yeast in the hops hydrates and improves skin elasticity… but you can just tell him that your lips can’t resist his delicious, beer-flavored face.”


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    X

    Beer and yeast are aphrodisiacs, FYI.

  12. 12. “When having sex, remember to laugh loudly and yell ‘WHEEEEE!!’ to remind your partner that you are having fun.”


    1. Real


    2. Fake



    X

    WHHHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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