How Basic Is Your Baby?

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Your baby is mad basic.

    1. ✓ Does your baby do things just for the attention?
    2. ✓ Does your baby lack a unique sense of style?
    3. ✓ Does your baby just wear what other babies are wearing?
    4. ✓ Does your baby rarely contribute anything during conversations?
    5. ✓ Does your baby just sit back while other people are having important intellectual discussions?
    6. ✓ Does your baby have a laughably small vocabulary?
    7. ✓ Is your baby unable to express an original opinion?
    8. ✓ Does your baby just cruise through life relying on other people?
    9. ✓ Is your baby codependent?
    10. ✓ Is your baby basically taking advantage of a free ride?
    11. ✓ Does your baby lack ambition?
    12. ✓ Does your baby laugh at things that aren’t even funny?
    13. ✓ Is your baby easily amused by dumb things?
    14. ✓ Like jingling car keys or shiny objects?
    15. ✓ Is your baby always doing boring stuff?
    16. ✓ Are your baby’s motives often painfully transparent?
    17. ✓ Does your baby point out things that are super obvious?
    18. ✓ Is your baby self absorbed, caring only about his or her own needs?
    19. ✓ Is your baby totally unsophisticated?
    20. ✓ Is your baby largely incompetent when it comes to even the simplest tasks like driving a car or crossing the street?
    21. ✓ Does your baby refuse to educate him or herself?
    22. ✓ Does your baby fail to stay on top of current events?
    23. ✓ Does your baby remain willfully ignorant about the issues we face today as a society?
    24. ✓ If you asked your baby what the last book he or she read was, would he or she even be able to tell you?
    25. ✓ Does your baby think he or she is so cool when they’re really not at all?
    26. ✓ Does your baby refuse to take responsibility for his or her own actions?
    27. ✓ Has your baby never once taken charge of a situation?
    28. ✓ Does your baby refuse to see the truth?
    29. ✓ Can your baby not even take care of him or herself?
    30. ✓ Does your baby act like a big baby?

How basic is my baby?

How Basic Is Your Baby?

  1. Your baby’s not basic. Your baby is what’s known as a Boss Baby or a Bad Baby, which is good. Congratulations on your non-basic baby.


  2. Wow, your baby is basic. You’ve got a basic baby on your hands. Tell your baby to get with the program and stop being so basic.



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