Community Post: Things You Feel The Morning After The Gym

1. It’s Been Months Since You Went To The Gym, Because, Let’s Be Honest, You’re Kind Of Lazy

2. But You’ve Finally Done Some Excercise. Maybe You Did A Color Run…

3. …Or A Tough Mudder…

4. …Or Just Went To The Gym.

5. But The Point Is, Afterwards You Felt Amazing!

6. Next Morning, Your Alarm Goes Off

7. Suddenly You Realise Something Is Very Wrong

8. None Of Your Limbs Are Working. They Are All Made Of Hurt.

9. Pain Is All That’s Left

10. Gettting Out Of Bed Goes Poorly

11. The Floor Is Your Home Now

12. But Eventually, You Have To Move. The Real World Is Calling.

13. Your Legs Don’t Seem To Be Working Quite Right

14. Breakfast Suddenly Requires More Co-Ordination Than You Have

15. Nope, Legs Still Not Working

16. Just So Long As You Can Get A Seat On Your Commute…

17. Just Get To Your Desk And You Don’t Have To Move Again

18. “How Was Your Workout?”

19. That Exercise You Were Planning Next Year Is Going To Be So Much Easier Now

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