Bucket Hats Are Stupid And Everyone Who Wears One Is Dumb And This Is Why

It’s time to talk about this before it becomes more of a thing.

1. Recently, the Biebs was spotted wearing this monstrosity.

Recently, the Biebs was spotted wearing this monstrosity.

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2. No, not the 3/4 pants (short longs or long shorts?)

3. I’m talking about the BUCKET HAT.

I'm talking about the BUCKET HAT.

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4. So it’s important we take the time to discuss what is/isn’t acceptable as far as bucket hat wearing goes.

So it's important we take the time to discuss what is/isn't acceptable as far as bucket hat wearing goes.

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5. Basically there are two ways to determine who can/can’t wear a bucket hat.

Basically there are two ways to determine who can/can't wear a bucket hat.

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6. You can judge it on the cuteness/age scale.

7. And the “whether-or-not-you’re-famous” scale.

And the "whether-or-not-you're-famous" scale.

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8. Although just because you can wear them doesn’t mean you should.

9. Example:

E . J . @JonesMacc

Is that Tony Parker? Lol “@moshology: “Juss copped dat new bucket hat fam” “

18. Your creepiness levels?

19. INCREASE BY 1000000X

INCREASE BY 1000000X

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20. “Oh but I’ve seen celebrities wear them and that’s cool.”

"Oh but I've seen celebrities wear them and that's cool."

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21. WRONG!!!!!

22. THE ONLY REASON THEY GET AWAY WITH IT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE FAMOUS.

THE ONLY REASON THEY GET AWAY WITH IT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE FAMOUS.

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As previously discussed (remember the graph)

23. INSTEAD YOU GET SHIT LIKE THIS.

INSTEAD YOU GET SHIT LIKE THIS.

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WTF IS GOING ON HERE?!?!!??!!?

24. This is Yung Lean, a perfect example of what happens when you don’t RESPECT the laws of bucket hat wearing.

This is Yung Lean, a perfect example of what happens when you don't RESPECT the laws of bucket hat wearing.

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25. HONESTLY.

Bucket Hats Are Stupid And Everyone Who Wears One Is Dumb And This Is Why

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26. BUCKET HATS RUIN EVERYTHING.

BUCKET HATS RUIN EVERYTHING.

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27. EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!

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28. STILL THINK THEY’RE COOL?!

29. YOUR PARENTS RAP ABOUT THEM!!!

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=g8NP36Hr8Lo.

30. And these are the kind of jokes that get made AT YOUR OWN EXPENSE.

Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/bradesposito/bucket-hats-are-stupid

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