A Sophisticated Collection Of Douchebag Gifts & Decor
Never seen all of those words paired up together in one sentence before? Touché , douché. Class up your life with a touch of d-bag.
1. Don’t Stain My Table, Douchebag Coasters
More polite than actually saying it yourself. 8 coasters, 2 each of 4 designs. $9.99 here.
2. Fancy Antique Framed Douche
Obviously, something ever house must have. Buy yours here for $15 if you haven’t already.
3. Dainty Douche Bag Broach.
Dainty, delicate, douche bag. Around $12 here.
4. Happy BD, DB.
Even D-bags have birthdays, you know. $5 here.
5. Douchebag China Plate
Reworked vintage 6 1/2” porcelain bread and butter plate with blue embossed spiral border. Other design include “wanker” and “moron”. $26.00 here.
6. Aaron Sorkin’s “Charlie Wilson’s War” Douchebag Quote Print
Minimal, typographic print of an Aaron Sorkin quote from the movie “Charlie Wilson’s War”. $15 here.
7. Douche Buette Gum
Ooh la la! Tu es tres douche-y! 8 pieces of fruit gum. $1.50 here.
8. Douche Fashion Typography
Douchebag fashion on an American Apparel tank. $23.99 here.
9. Hello, my name is Douche Bag (gum).
Peppermint flavor and classy. $1.50 here.
10. DIY Douche
“Damn it! I can’t find my driving moccasins anywhere!” This cross stitch pattern features the infamous Douchebag Jar from the TV show “New Girl”. Download the pattern and DIY for only $2.99.
11. The Douche Card
Disseminate at your will.
12. What kind of douche are you?
Write that d-bag up.