29 Treasures You Need To Buy At The Houston Rodeo

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Excuse me, do you happen to have horsehair bracelets? Oh you do? Great, I’ll take all of them.

1. Bewjeled antlers.

Bewjeled antlers.

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Duh.

2. Texas-themed bejeweled antlers.

Texas-themed bejeweled antlers.

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Side note: Pretty much everything sold at the rodeo is also available in a Texas-themed version.

3. Old ropes.

Old ropes.

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New ropes = THE WORST.

4. Shotgun shell lights.

Shotgun shell lights.

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For parties?

5. These yard signs.

These yard signs.

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And this sign.

And this sign.

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6. Cowboy hats, obviously.

Cowboy hats, obviously.

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7. Embroidered and tasseled riding gloves.

Embroidered and tasseled riding gloves.

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THEY’RE SO SOFT, I’M GONNA DIE!

8. This turquoise wonder belt to wrap around your sassy waist.

This turquoise wonder belt to wrap around your sassy waist.

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You know your waist is sassy.

9. Horsehair bracelets.

Horsehair bracelets.

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Because why not?

10. These sweet ‘Merica/Texas boots.

These sweet 'Merica/Texas boots.

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Spotted: Amazing zebra-print boots, lurking in the background.

11. Boot jewelry.

Boot jewelry.

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To adorn your fancy ‘Merica/Texas boots.

12. This shirt.

This shirt.

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I wonder what the “ride like a boy” shirt looks like?

13. Or this fantastic $1,200 bejeweled purse.

Or this fantastic $1,200 bejeweled purse.

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Bejeweled is big in Texas, y’all.

14. School pride cups for all your Texas-themed parties.

School pride cups for all your Texas-themed parties.

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And the buckets are only $18!

15. Beautiful Texas tile work (because you can never have too many Texas flags in your home.)

Beautiful Texas tile work (because you can never have too many Texas flags in your home.)

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16. Lovely and serene tile work.

Lovely and serene tile work.

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17. Less serene tile work.

Less serene tile work.

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But arguably more Texan.

18. Mattresses?

Mattresses?

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Ohh, they’re “softer than dirt” mattresses!

Ohh, they're "softer than dirt" mattresses!

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I hate when mattresses are harder than dirt.

19. This $900 life-size Native American wood statue.

This $900 life-size Native American wood statue.

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20. Two-toned lone star rugs.

Two-toned lone star rugs.

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Because no house is complete without beige Texas rugs.

21. A really sick wooden table with turquoise embedded into it.

A really sick wooden table with turquoise embedded into it.

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22. A $8,995 Lippi cat coat.

A $8,995 Lippi cat coat.

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Yes, it really is that much.

Yes, it really is that much.

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23. A cowhide rug…or two.

A cowhide rug...or two.

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Probably two, let’s be honest.

Delicious treats for your dogs, cats, and horses.

Delicious treats for your dogs, cats, and horses.

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24. Like, large roasted knuckles.

Like, large roasted knuckles.

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Keyword large, because no one likes small knuckles.

25. Jumbo-roasted beef bone.

Jumbo-roasted beef bone.

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They weren’t kidding, that’s pretty jumbo.

26. Or maybe just some vanilla-roasted chicken feet.

Or maybe just some vanilla-roasted chicken feet.

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But do they come in other flavors?

27. Puppets?

Puppets?

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No explanation.

28. Botox.

Botox.

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This was next to the puppet booth — maybe it’s puppet Botox for “plumper puppets.”

29. And finally, this outfit.

And finally, this outfit.

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Texas, FTW.

29 Treasures You Need To Buy At The Houston Rodeo

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Or maybe, WTF? I don’t know. You do you, Texas.

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