29 Reminders That The Illuminati Is Ready To Take Over Any Second

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, SHEEPLE.

1. LET’S START SIMPLE. IGGY AZALEA? ILLUMINATI. JUST LOOK AT THAT EYE:

LET'S START SIMPLE. IGGY AZALEA? ILLUMINATI. JUST LOOK AT THAT EYE:

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2. YOU THINK ICE CREAM SANDWICHES ARE SAFE? SWEET, DELICIOUS ICED CREAM? THINK AGAIN:

YOU THINK ICE CREAM SANDWICHES ARE SAFE? SWEET, DELICIOUS ICED CREAM? THINK AGAIN:

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3. PYTHAGORAS IS GREEK FOR “ILLUMINATI”:

PYTHAGORAS IS GREEK FOR "ILLUMINATI":

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4. I BET YOU’RE SITTING THERE LOOKING AT THIS THINKING SOMETHING LIKE “I BET DUCKS ARE SAFE. DUCKS HAVE TO BE SAFE.” WELL, THINK AGAIN, YA KNUCKLEHEAD:

I BET YOU'RE SITTING THERE LOOKING AT THIS THINKING SOMETHING LIKE "I BET DUCKS ARE SAFE. DUCKS HAVE TO BE SAFE." WELL, THINK AGAIN, YA KNUCKLEHEAD:

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5. AS IF YOU NEEDED TO BE TOLD SOCKS WITH SANDALS WAS ILLUMINATI:

AS IF YOU NEEDED TO BE TOLD SOCKS WITH SANDALS WAS ILLUMINATI:

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6. HAM STACKED ON A PYRAMID SHAPE? WELL, WELL, WELL. WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE, HAM?

HAM STACKED ON A PYRAMID SHAPE? WELL, WELL, WELL. WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE, HAM?

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7. BINDER TRAGEDIES? THAT’S THE ILLUMS:

BINDER TRAGEDIES? THAT'S THE ILLUMS:

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8. KANYE? KANYE?!?!?!?! KAN-YE?!?!?!?!!?!!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!?!?

KANYE? KANYE?!?!?!?! KAN-YE?!?!?!?!!?!!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!?!?

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9. OBAMA? ILLUMINATI. ARE YOU EVEN SURPRISED?

OBAMA? ILLUMINATI. ARE YOU EVEN SURPRISED?

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10. STILL NOT CONVINCED? LET’S GO DEEPER:

STILL NOT CONVINCED? LET'S GO DEEPER:

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11. ELEMENT NUMBER 13, ALUMINUM? YOU BET YOUR REAR END THAT’S ALUMINATY:

ELEMENT NUMBER 13, ALUMINUM? YOU BET YOUR REAR END THAT'S ALUMINATY:

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12. OLIVE GARDEN BREADSTICKS? WHEN YOU’RE HERE, YOU’RE ILLUMINATI:

OLIVE GARDEN BREADSTICKS? WHEN YOU'RE HERE, YOU'RE ILLUMINATI:

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13. WEIRD AL? MORE LIKE “WEIRD ALL Y’ALL HAVEN’T NOTICED HE’S ILLUMINATI YET”:

WEIRD AL? MORE LIKE "WEIRD ALL Y'ALL HAVEN'T NOTICED HE'S ILLUMINATI YET":

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14. STILL NOT CONVINCED? LOOK AT THIS SECRET MESSAGE INSCRIBED ON THE US 25 CENT COIN:

STILL NOT CONVINCED? LOOK AT THIS SECRET MESSAGE INSCRIBED ON THE US 25 CENT COIN:

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15. THE FAULT IN OUR STARS? YEAH, I’LL TELL YOU WHAT THE FAULT IS. THEY ARE ILLUMINATI:

THE FAULT IN OUR STARS? YEAH, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THE FAULT IS. THEY ARE ILLUMINATI:

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16. YOUR FAVORITE DISNEY CHANNEL PROGRAMS? ILLUMINATI:

YOUR FAVORITE DISNEY CHANNEL PROGRAMS? ILLUMINATI:

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17. HOW COULD HAVE JOHNNY BRAVO HAVE PREDICTED WINDOWS? I’LL TELL YOU HOW: ILLUMINATI:

HOW COULD HAVE JOHNNY BRAVO HAVE PREDICTED WINDOWS? I'LL TELL YOU HOW: ILLUMINATI:

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18. THE POWERS OF THE MODERN WORLD? ALL ILLUMINATI. JUST LOOK AT THIS DETAILED INFO-GRAPHIC:

THE POWERS OF THE MODERN WORLD? ALL ILLUMINATI. JUST LOOK AT THIS DETAILED INFO-GRAPHIC:

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19. MORE LIKE “CORN ON THE NEW WORLD ORDER”:

MORE LIKE "CORN ON THE NEW WORLD ORDER":

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20. WHAT ABOUT BEYONCE? COME ON, YOU ALREADY KNOW THIS ANSWER. JUST LOOK CLOSELY:

WHAT ABOUT BEYONCE? COME ON, YOU ALREADY KNOW THIS ANSWER. JUST LOOK CLOSELY:

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21. PAINFULLY CUTE ANIMALS? DON’T TRUST ‘EM:

PAINFULLY CUTE ANIMALS? DON'T TRUST 'EM:

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22. THAT ANNOYING THING THAT HAPPENS TO YOUR SHEET EVERY DAMN NIGHT? YOU ARE SLEEPING ON A BED OF ILLUMINATI:

THAT ANNOYING THING THAT HAPPENS TO YOUR SHEET EVERY DAMN NIGHT? YOU ARE SLEEPING ON A BED OF ILLUMINATI:

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23. WILLOW PAPE? YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. ILLUMINATI:

WILLOW PAPE? YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. ILLUMINATI:

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24. PEARS ARE LITERALLY IN THE TOP 10 MOST ILLUMINATI THINGS ON THIS GREEN EARTH. TRUST ME:

PEARS ARE LITERALLY IN THE TOP 10 MOST ILLUMINATI THINGS ON THIS GREEN EARTH. TRUST ME:

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25. THE SAUCE THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR PIZZA ROLLS EVERY. DAMN. TIME? GIVE THANKS TO THE ‘NATI FOR THAT:

THE SAUCE THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR PIZZA ROLLS EVERY. DAMN. TIME? GIVE THANKS TO THE 'NATI FOR THAT:

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26. NOTHING? THAT’S ILLUMINATI:

NOTHING? THAT'S ILLUMINATI:

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27. THAT THING THAT HAPPENS TO YOUR CHARGER RIGHT BEFORE IT GOES? THAT’S ILLUMINATI:

THAT THING THAT HAPPENS TO YOUR CHARGER RIGHT BEFORE IT GOES? THAT'S ILLUMINATI:

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28. ICE CUBES ARRANGED CONVENIENTLY IN THE BOTTOM OF A GLASS OF IDENTIFIED LIQUID? WOW. ISN’T IT CLEAR?

ICE CUBES ARRANGED CONVENIENTLY IN THE BOTTOM OF A GLASS OF IDENTIFIED LIQUID? WOW. ISN'T IT CLEAR?

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29. WAKE UP SHEEPLE. QUESTION EVERYTHING:

WAKE UP SHEEPLE. QUESTION EVERYTHING:

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