27 Train Fails That Will Shake Your Faith In Humanity

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The next train to WTF Is Happening is leaving right now. Slightly NSFW.

1. There should be no snakes on the train.

There should be no snakes on the train.

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2. Passengers’ clothes should not match the train.

Passengers' clothes should not match the train.

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3. No one should have to pose for a selfie because he was mistaken for Ed Sheeran.

No one should have to pose for a selfie because he was mistaken for Ed Sheeran.

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4. No train should make this announcement.

No train should make this announcement.

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5. If your train goes back to the future after hitting 88MPH, you should tell a member of staff or a police officer.

If your train goes back to the future after hitting 88MPH, you should tell a member of staff or a police officer.

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6. No train should ever – ever – have a pigeon on it.

No train should ever – ever – have a pigeon on it.

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Especially if it hasn’t got a valid railcard.

7. There can be no humping on the train.

There can be no humping on the train.

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8. “No sir, for the last time, you can’t take ponies on the trains.”

"No sir, for the last time, you can't take ponies on the trains."

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9. No train should leave with someone’s lunch and forget its owner.

No train should leave with someone's lunch and forget its owner.

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10. Trains are not supposed to photobomb people.

Trains are not supposed to photobomb people.

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11. Trains should never be this happy.

Trains should never be this happy.

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12. Trains, technically speaking, should not contain angels.

Trains, technically speaking, should not contain angels.

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13. Breast inspection is always a good idea, but never on a train.

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Breast inspection is always a good idea, but never on a train.

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14. You should NOT perv at people on a train.

You should NOT perv at people on a train.

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15. Trains should not transform into buses.

Trains should not transform into buses.

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16. People should not chop onions on the train.

People should not chop onions on the train.

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17. You should not talk on your phone like you’re on The Apprentice while on the train.

Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/patricksmith/things-that-should-never-ever-happen-on-trains

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