27 Texts You NEVER Want To Get From Your Mom

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1. The “You have a new mom” text.

The "You have a new mom" text.

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2. The insanely high self-confidence text.

The insanely high self-confidence text.

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3. ANY TEXT REFRENCING JUSTIN OR JAKE. FUCK JUSTIN AND JAKE.

ANY TEXT REFRENCING JUSTIN OR JAKE. FUCK JUSTIN AND JAKE.

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4. The family recipe text.

The family recipe text.

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5. Non sequiturs.

Non sequiturs.

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6. Any sort of home remedy guarantee.

Any sort of home remedy guarantee.

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7. The causal “Someone told me you’re in a relationship?” text.

The causal "Someone told me you're in a relationship?" text.

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8. Any reference to the passing of the family torch.

Any reference to the passing of the family torch.

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9. A cool new emoticon.

A cool new emoticon.

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10. The “We’re having a great time now that you moved out of the house!” text.

The "We're having a great time now that you moved out of the house!" text.

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11. Any text about locations or directions.

Any text about locations or directions.

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12. That superfluous clarification text.

That superfluous clarification text.

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13. The text when you realize your Mom’s too busy for even you.

The text when you realize your Mom's too busy for even you.

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14. Any text that will end in you vomiting on your phone.

Any text that will end in you vomiting on your phone.

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15. The 😉 text.

The ;) text.

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16. The “We’re still working through our problems” text.

The "We're still working through our problems" text.

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17. The obligatory Sunday family dinner reminder.

The obligatory Sunday family dinner reminder.

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18. Any and all single entendres.

Any and all single entendres.

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19. Any pontification on internet lingo.

Any pontification on internet lingo.

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20. The “Someone told me you’re having trouble in your relationship?” text.

The "Someone told me you're having trouble in your relationship?" text.

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21. Any text about new age-y shit.

Any text about new age-y shit.

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22. The “You just moved out and I’m checking up on you!” text.

The "You just moved out and I'm checking up on you!" text.

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23. Any texts bout the new fad she and all her friends are trying.

Any texts bout the new fad she and all her friends are trying.

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24. No seriously, ban fads, especially if they’re diet-related.

No seriously, ban fads, especially if they're diet-related.

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25. The “I know what you’ve been keeping from me!” text.

The "I know what you've been keeping from me!" text.

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26. The “15-minute warning” text.

The "15-minute warning" text.

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27. And the indecisive, “Should I have really bought this?” text.

And the indecisive, "Should I have really bought this?" text.

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