26 Questions That British People Need To Answer Right Now

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Why do all British people look inherently evil

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2. Alexandra M. @Alevermor

Why do British people say “it's okay” after someone says “thank you?” I suppose it's better than “you're welcome” when you're not…

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3. Victoria Connor @victoconnor

Why do British people always put the letter X after everything they say? x

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BBC / Via gifrific.com 4. Thomas Wical @ThomasWical

@raymcguinness why do British people love Christmas specials

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5. Emily Elise @Em_Elise28

If British people don't pronounce R's, why do they use them at all? Why not just spell things how they sound? #QuestionsThatKeepMeUpAtNight

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6. jæ @jaephens

why do british people say “my friend called tom” instead of “my friend named tom.” someone answer this its important

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7. TODAY @swearbystyles

WHY DO BRITISH PEOPLE SAY MATHS WHY DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ONE MATH

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BBC / Via whatareyouwearingbenedict.tumblr.com 8. @deIics

Why do British people feel the need to strip off when they see the slightest bit of sun

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9. 221 // ON VACATION @larryyys

WHY DO BRITISH PEOPLE SAY MUM INSTEAD OF MOM BUT NOT DUD INSTEAD OF DAD

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10. kelly sötherchez @KellySotherton

Why do british people wear football shirts on holiday? I mean this is New York not Benidorm!

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11. Wisam | وسام @WisamAC

why do british people say “i dont rate you” ? like im sorry is this customer service? did i ask you to rate anything? is this an evaluation?

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BBC / Via tumblr.com 12. Jessica Reed @GuardianJessica

I'm asking this seriously: why do British people use this stereotype about French women being hairy? Where does it come from?

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13. ِِِ @featbreezy

Why do British people always have yellow teeth?

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14. Emilio @EMILIO_POW

I love my british people, but i have a question: why do some british men have such weird ears? If you watch rugby, you'll see.

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  16. DJ Whoo Kid @DJWhooKid

Why do British people eat BEANS for breakfast wtf?

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17. Carlito @qb19espjp_tci

Why do british people say “bloody” a lot? lol

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Parlophone 18. Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai

Why do British people call sweaters jumpers? where are you jumping? WHO'S MAKING YOU JUMP?

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19. parsifal @parsifal

Why do British people make fun of American people for being fat? There are a ton of really fat British people, like Harry Potter's uncle.

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20. ♡Saniya ♥ @reena_rani21

Why do British people talk so fast, like I can't understand you please slow down

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21. Giorgia @shutupgiorgia

Why do british people call dinner tea? Its dinner. Smh

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BBC / Via theprospect.net 22. Josh Link @JoshTheLink

Why do British people love horse meat so much?

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