24 Phrases Sarcastic People Use, Translated
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1. “With the greatest respect.”
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Normally means: I am listening to what you are saying.Now means: I do not think that anything you’ve ever said has been correct.
2. “Thanks for the help.”
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Normally means: I appreciate that you’re assisted me here.Now means: I hate the degree to which you have fucked this up.
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Normally means: This is a good thing.Now means: This is a terrible thing.
Normally means: These things are true.Now means: I cannot believe that you think that anyone doesn’t know this.
5. “Great job.”
Normally means: You have created something of value here.Now means: You have created nothing of value here.
6. “Well done.”
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Normally means: Congratulations on your achievement.Now means: I’m disappointed you’re not paying attention to my acheivments instead.
Normally means: You are appreciated.Now means: I am bitter about something.
8. “Take your time.”
Normally means: There’s no hurry.Now means: HURRY. THE. FUCK. UP.
9. “That’ll be fun.”
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Normally means: I can’t wait to do this!Now means: I would rather watch soda water bubble until all the bubbles have bubbled.
Normally means: I apologise.Now means: I expect you to apologise.
11. “He’s great.”
Normally means: What a wonderful guy.Now means: I have mould in my kitchen I’d rather talk to.
12. “That’s so funny.”
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Normally means: I want to laugh so hard I could cry.Now means: I want to cry so hard I could laugh.
13. “I’m ecstatic.”
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Normally means: This is so amazing.Now means: I’m pretty sure my life is falling apart.
14. “Oh, really?”
Normally means: I did not know that.Now means: I did know that, because everyone knows that, and you have fallen a very long way in my estimation.
15. “Good luck with that.”
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Normally means: I hope you do well.Now means: I hope you struggle, give up, and eventually learn that all your dreams are worthless.
16. “Don’t worry about it.”
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Normally means: It’s not a problem.Now means: You have completely fucked up and I’m going to hold this against you for decades.
Normally means: These are interesting points you are raising.Now means: You have been talking for a very long time, and I’m not sure you have a grasp on the concept of words.
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Normally means: You have made me laugh.Now means: You have made me wish death on most of humanity.
19. “I’m so happy for you.”
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Normally means: This is good news.Now means: I really hope this works out badly for you, preferably very soon.
20. “I’ll make a note of that.”
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Normally means: This will be useful for the future.Now means: I’m actually drawing a dick on this page.
21. “I’ve had a great time.”
Normally means: This was wonderful.Now means: I won’t ever be talking to you again. It’s possible I’m going to move to a different continent.
22. “I think that was my fault.”
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Normally means: That was my fault.Now means: It’s your fault.
23. “I love you.”
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Normally means: You are an incredibly important person to me.Now means: Please leave.
24. “Oh my god.”
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Normally means: I am legitimately surprised by that.Now means: I know you’re not going to stop talking, so I’m just going to insert this here and start thinking about something else.
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