23 Reasons Why “Hocus Pocus” Is The Best Halloween Movie Of All Time

Just in case you forgot…

Come little children and pop in the VHS or turn on ABC Family:

Silence the haters:

Give them a stare-down:

And watch the best Halloween movie of ALL TIME:

Now let’s get cookin’:

1. Because Sarah Jessica Parker has never had a better role than Sarah Sanderson:

2. Or Bette Midler as Winifred Sanderson:

3. Because the movie taught us so many things, like what a virgin is:

4. And that the ugly chicks always stay out late:

5. How to be calm:

6. How to be beautiful:

7. And who “Ice” is:

8. Because of THE BURNING RAIN OF DEATH:

9. Because the movie had zombies before zombies were cool:

And it also had talking cats before talking cats were mainstream:

And made everyone want a cat.

10. Because even though the movie was hilarious:

11. Like, really funny:

12. And kind of terrifying:

13. It still makes you cry like a baby:

14. Because Thackery Binx is the BEST NAME EVER:

15. And because he’s on NCIS now:

16. One word (or four): AMUCK AMUCK AMUCK AMUCK:

17. Because Mary Sanderson was also the voice of Peggy Hill:

Not really related, but still MIND-BLOWING:

18. Because they said the movie’s title in the MOVIE:

19. Because of Winifred’s TEETH:

20. And the amazing make-up in the movie:

21. Beacuse everyone’s first crush was Max Dennison…

Even if he was too cool to trick-or-treat:

22. Or their first crush was Sarah Sanderson:

Though, now it might be Dani:

That’s what she looks like now.

23. And, finally, because of THIS:

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