20 Reasons Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

1. Because of random vacuum cleaner attacks:

2. Because of childhood-ending swing sets:

3. And because of genius ideas like this one:

4. And this one too:

5. And also this one:

6. Because people still haven’t learned not to slow dance with televisions:

7. And still haven’t learned not to play baseball with televisions:

8. Because people still think it’s a good idea to dive into frozen rivers:

9. And because people still think it’s a good idea to have weddings on the beach:

10. Because of absolutely brilliant moves like this one:

11. And this one too:

12. Because of errant soccer balls:

13. And of loose-cannon car washes:

14. Because of friends like this:

15. And friends like this:

17. Because doors won’t let us:

18. And neither will goats:

19. And neither will treadmills:

20. But mostly because of Kevin Chang:

Dammit, Kevin.

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