18 Everyday Problems Only Muslims Will Understand
But is it halal?
1. You’ve prayed for something really unnecessary at one point in your life – and then immediately felt guilty afterwards.
Looked everywhere and couldnt find my cd player… I start praying salatul Asr.. Boom, i remember where it is! Smh #MuslimProblems
2. You spend your bank holidays in bed, watching various series on Netflix.
Another holiday talked about all over my timeline I don't celebrate lol #muslimproblems
3. Especially since everyone is busy hanging out with their families.
When you ask your friends to hang out on Sunday and they tell you it's Easter. #muslimproblems
4. Which also means you probably don’t get presents during Christmas and Easter.
My dad has just asked me if I wanted a Christmas egg……… #MuslimProblems
5. Oh, and when you’re on holiday, you mess up your sleeping pattern, which leaves you asking serious questions.
Wait. Fajr is in two hours. I should just stay up. If I go to sleep now, I won't be able to wake up in 2 hours. #MuslimProblems
6. Speaking of praying, don’t pretend that you’ve never lost attention for a second and forgotten where you are.
7. You *love* the idea of brunch but the best things on the menu are never halal, which severely limits your options.
Breakfast menus would be so much more appealing if 99% of the menu didn't consist of bacon and/or pork. #MuslimProblems
8. Here’s another thing: You often get asked really stupid questions.
9. Really stupid questions.
#MuslimProblems – When its raining and ur using a brolly then someones like why do u need it u got a scarf like say my scarf is waterproof
10. Really, really, really stupid questions.
#MuslimProblems “OMG so like u don't eat or drink for A WHOLE MONTHH????? But like u can drink water right???!!!!”
11. You’ve accidentally eaten something before you’ve realised you’re fasting at least once in your life.
12. You know someone with an unfortunate name.
#MuslimProblems *eating sweets* 'I swear they have gelatine!' Me:
17. One more thing: You can sometimes fall behind on new songs, or an entire pop culture phenomenon. What the hell is normcore, anyway?
Shots just came on this youtube playlist and I thought it was about gun violence. #MuslimProblems