17 Hilariously Terrible Movie Titles

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Except for Sharknado, which we’re still confused about.

1. The Constant Gardner

The Constant Gardner

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Ralph Fiennes plays a man who’ll be damned if he doesn’t weed that last dandelion and he doesn’t care what time it is.

2. Lesbian Vampire Killers

Lesbian Vampire Killers

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Ironically funny movie title idea proves to not be very funny, but has admittedly very attractive SEO.

3. Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium

Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

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Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium?

It’s the kind of title that makes you forget you’re a meth lord.

It's the kind of title that makes you forget you're a meth lord.

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4. Fast Girls

Fast Girls

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They’re just so fast.

5. I Am Love

I Am Love

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The sequel to “Can I haz cheeseburger.”

6. Titanic 2

Titanic 2

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Guys, please can we talk about this for just one second.

7. The Neverending Story

The Neverending Story

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I think you’ll find it ends after 107 minutes, actually.

8. Die Hard 2: Die Harder

Die Hard 2: Die Harder

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9. I Know Who Killed Me

I Know Who Killed Me

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Do not invite Lindsay Lohan to your Cluedo nights, she will ruin it.

10. Alvin and The Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

Alvin and The Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

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11. Freddy Got Fingered

Freddy Got Fingered

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Yes, yes. Very amusing. Now back to class, lunch time’s over.

12. eXistenZ


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If your sci-fi doesn’t sound sci-fi enough, add more Zs and Xs.

13. I Don’t Know How She Does It

I Don't Know How She Does It

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14. Quantum of Solace

Quantum of Solace

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15. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

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Shame the third film “I just remembered that I still know what you did last summer!” wasn’t as much of a roaring success.

16. Kidulthood


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It may be powerful and moving, but that is a STUPID PORTMANTEAU.

17. Half Past Dead

Half Past Dead

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Look, it’s stupid enough as it is, but ‘dead’ doesn’t even rhyme with a number.

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