16 Reasons Teens Should Be Banned From Facebook
Like if you hate youths.
1. Because they use Facebook instead of texting.
2. And update their life events too often.
3. Because they share stuff like this:
So if I leave a comment, will someone deliver pancakes to me? Y/N.
4. And this:
So wait, if I share it, I get an otter, if I like it, Jesus touches the moon, but I have to comment to prove I’m not racist?!?!?! And I have to vote FAST!?
5. Because they use cute puppies to get more likes.
Nope puppy, you’ll probably get at least 3 million.
6. And leave comments like this:
Wait, So ‘Sanity’ is dead but posting on Facebook??!?!?
7. Because they make smiley faces wrong.
WTF IS THIS—> (:
8. Because, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
9. Because they aren’t very good at telling stories.
10. And don’t know how to spell “comment.”
And have never even heard of grammar.
11. Because of this:
THIS LITERALLY MAKES ZERO SENSE.
12. And this:
13. Because they participate in “adding games.”
14. Because who is SATAB?
And where can I get my nails done like that?
Via Facebook: Teens
15. Because they try to force others to prove their love for their mothers.
What about all the people that never saw this post, YOUTHS? What about them?!?!