15 Important Questions Tumblr Has About Sex
Sometimes only the internet can help.
1. Is this a medical condition?
2. Is there ever an appropriate time for a 1920s voice in bed?
3. What’s the correct reaction to realizing you have a husband-father?
4. Is Oedipus a scene kid?
5. Does a ball by any other name smell just as rank?
6. When will olds start making gay rom-coms?
7. Is sex the same thing as a soft drink?
8. Do even really need to learn how to cook?
9. Should I go to Six Flags or stay in bed with my significant other?
10. IS THERE A TIME AND PLACE FOR DICKBUTT?
11. What is Cosmo sex tip No. 394?
12. Can a blow job a day keep the homophobia away?
13. Is this how franchises are born?
14. Will we ever know who to source for masturbation?
15. Can John Barrowman take me to church?
Yes. The answer is hell yes.