128 Thoughts Everyone Has While Trying To Buy Concert Tickets
Because we’ve all been that person who is denied a ticket at 10:01, regardless of our refresh page reaction time. It’s a jungle out there.
1. I’m so excited to go to this concert.2. I wonder who will open.3. Shoot I forgot my password for this site.4. Ugh, send me the password reset e-mail.5. Come on, e-mail, the tickets go on sale in five minutes!6. Phew, got it.7. I need to stop using the same password for everything.8. Ooooh, only four more minutes.9. I’m nervous.10. Wait. I don’t feel well, I’m so nervous.11. I really hope I get these tickets.12. I’ll get them, it’ll be fine.13. Shoot, three more minutes.14. OMG what if I don’t get these tickets?15. I woke up so early for this. And it’s Saturday.16. I’m so not going to be able to fall asleep again after this.17. Maybe I’ll refresh the page to make sure it’s not time yet.18. Nothing.19. How much are these things, anyway?20. $200?! LIKE TWO, ZERO, ZERO?!
20. And a processing fee?!21. These people think they’re funny.22. Whatever, I really want to go to this.23. I have to transfer money from my savings.24. OMG my bank app crashed.25. There is no time for this I only have two minutes.26. Math is so hard.27. I’ll just transfer all of it.28. I hope everyone pays me back.29. Like, today.30. Wow, I’m so nervous.31. The time is going by so slow.32. I’ll refresh again.33. Refresh.34. Refresh.35. Ugh.36. OMG what if I have the wrong on sale date??
37. No, it’s today.38. I hope my friends are on their computers by now.39. One more minute.40. I should group text them.41. OMGOMGOMGOMG.42. So nervous.43. These tickets are everything.44. I need them.45. I need to stop freaking out.46. But what if I really don’t get them?47. Waking up will have been such a waste.48. Refresh.49. Someone texted back.50. Thank goodness they’re all awake.51. Refresh.52. Ugh.
53. When it pops up I just need to be really fast.54. Okay, breathe.55. OMG.56. I need to calm down.57. IT’S TEN O’CLOCK.58. Refresh.59. Refresh.60. Why isn’t it going?!61. Refresh.62. OMG it’s been 10 for like, thirty seconds!63. Refresh.64. Refresh.65. REFRESH.
66. AH IT REFRESHED.67. Okay three tickets.68. No, three!69. My hands are shaking so bad.70. Best available?71. Should I pick something cheaper?72. I’m wasting time.73. Uhhhhhhhhhh.74. Best available. Fine. Yes.75. Okay, it’s loading.76. Wow, this is taking a while.77. OMG, I hope this doesn’t mean they’re running out of tickets already.78. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap.79. I feel sick again.80. LOAD.81. PLEASE GOD JUST LOAD.
82. Holy crap, everyone else lost their tickets.83. How is this up to me?!84. Why do I always have to do everything?85. Now it’s going to look like my fault if I don’t get them.86. It’s still loading, I’m so not getting these.87. This spinning load wheel is so annoying.88. OMG WAIT.89. OMG.90. I GOT THEMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
91. Phew, what a relief.92. Shoot, where’s my credit card.93. Wait, I only have four minutes to put my information in?!94. Where is my credit card?!95. Are you kidding me?!96. I found it!97. What do you mean the card is invalid?!98. Oh, I put in a wrong digit.99. This is so stressful.100. I can’t even see straight.101. I’m not done yet?!102. This shit’s expensive. It better be good.103. Should I do mail or instant?104. Maybe instant.105. But I want to hold them.106. What if they get lost in the mail?107. It’ll be fine. Mail.108. Okay, I think I’m done.109. REALLY?! MORE THINGS?!
110. This is such a process!111. Okay, the confirm button is within reach.112. K-H-Y-8-N-W113. Fuck, was that a B or an 8? I can’t read these things.114. I’M NOT A ROBOT.115. Ugh, finally. Confirm!116. Hmm, this is taking a while to load.117. OMG what if it didn’t work?118. Please load.119. Pleeeeeeeeease.120. I feel so sick.121. It’s only 10:05?122. What an emotional ten minutes.123. OMG.124. OMG.125. IT WOOOOOOORRRRRRKKKKKKKED.126. OMGOMGOMG.
127. It’s a good, good day.128. God, I’m exhausted.
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