1. In the Doctor’s office waiting room.
2. On the outside of a camping tent.
3. In the mechanical bull pit (via Russia).
5. On Philadelphia Phillie pitcher Michael Jackson’s 1986 baseball card (Via the hilarious Tumblr Baseball Card Vandals).
6. On the Tour de France route.
7. At the end of a kid’s slide (that’s a heck of a kidney stone).
8. Attached to a Redwood.
9. In your strawberry patch.
10. At the bottom of a lake (true story).
11. In the scrap metal bin (yikes).
Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/copyranter/11-places-youd-never-expect-to-see-a-penis