10 Presidents Who Would Absolutely Fail At Tinder

The U.S. has had some sexy presidents for sure, and then, well, there are these guys. Here are 10 former presidents who would just fail terribly at Tinder. BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (BF_STATIC.bf_test_mode) localStorage.setItem(‘posted_date’, 1409620399); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { document.getElementById(“update_posted_time_3434490”).innerHTML = “posted on ” + UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(1409620399); });

10. Harry S. Truman (1945 – 1953)

Harry S. Truman (1945 – 1953)

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Truman is one of the most controversial presidents in history. You know what was even more controversial than his politics? His style. What’s up with those glasses, dude? Pass!

9. Warren G. Harding (1921 – 1923)

Warren G. Harding (1921 - 1923)

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Warren Harding may have died in office, and been an overall poor president, but that’s no excuse for those eyebrows. Come on, man. Pass!

8. Gerald Ford (1974 – 1977)

Gerald Ford (1974 - 1977)

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Not sure what’s worse, the hair or the teeth. At least he’s not Nixon. Sadly Mr. Ford, I’ll still need to pass.

7. Andrew Johnson (1865 – 1869)

Andrew Johnson (1865 - 1869)

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Not only did Abraham Lincoln’s achievements overshadow Andrew Jackson’s presidency, so did his looks. No thanks. Pass!

6. William McKinley (1897 – 1901)

William McKinley (1897 - 1901)

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Comb over and a bow tie? One or the other, you can’t get away with both. I guess he did win the Spanish-American war, but I’m shallow so…pass!

5. Martin Van Buren (1837–1841)

Martin Van Buren (1837–1841)

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Call me shallow, but that hair? Come on. I guess governing through an economic crisis might do that to a president’s hair. Can’t you at least try to comb it? Pass!

4. John Quincy Adams (1825 – 1829)

John Quincy Adams (1825 - 1829)

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So what if he almost completely paid off the U.S. national debt? Mutton chops are just a no go. Pass!

3. Lyndon B. Johnson (1961–1963)

Lyndon B. Johnson (1961–1963)

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I’m all for a Great Society, but how about some great style? Yeah….not gonna happen. Pass!

2. Rutherford B. Hayes (1877 – 1881)

Rutherford B. Hayes (1877 – 1881)

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That’s one helluva soup catcher. I hate to break it you Mr. Hayes, but it’s not going to help land you any Tinder matches. Pass!

1. William Howard Taft (1909–1913)

William Howard Taft (1909–1913)

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I’m all for amazing facial hair, but Taft…ehhhh. Then there’s that bathtub rumor… Pass!

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